'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
I need this
Adoption is an alternative to parenthood, not pregnancy.
Adoption and abortion are both valuable options but neither is a solution to the other.
friends go for the ear area
best friends go for the bum area
friends blow each other kisses
best friends flip each other off
|—||John Green (via bee-d)|
Black women rule
epic |ˈepik| (adj:) - heroic or grand in scale or character. see: Black women.
This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.
3 hours……100 notes……I’m staying off tumblr until tomorrow because I’m scared of what could’ve happened if I tagged it like I wanted to.
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them